What has been your favorite quarantine argument between you and your significant other? I think mine was the one about whether or not to soak dishes before washing them. I am a soaker. You don’t have to let it soak for a day for God’s sake. You let it soak for a few, then wash away. Let the water and soap do the work for you the way it was intended. Then grab that Brillo and you’re good to go. Quarantine videos such as fake ads for Lysol or my fake documentary about ‘Places’ have helped me back away slowly into the other room and take a break from my overactive mind.